References, please

It’s just too hard to be properly amused by the claims of kooks when they don’t include proper references to the texts they’re blowing way the hell out of proportion or misinterpreting. I know that half of the time they can’t provide references because they’re just making the shit up from scratch (or they’re communicating with demons or with extraterrestrials) (okay, that’s exactly the same thing), but the rest of the time, citations in correct ASA format, plz.