Twitter Updates for 2010-08-29 »
By Candice at 21:00:00 on Aug 29, 2010 in Twitter Updates | View Comments
- Lyrics, sorryMy baby's got the lonesome lows, don't quite go away overnightDoctor Blind, just prescribe the blue ones #
- If the dizzying highs don't subside overnightDoctor Blind, just prescribe the red ones #
- I'm not even motivated enough to cut and paste them at you properly. Ahhhhhhhh, ennui…. #
- Some jerk peeled this Stikman off the road and threw him out. I rescued him & kept him because he lost his sticky http://twitpic.com/2hdqlo #
- Prepare for the apocalypse. I just called a government agency, was on hold less than 10 minutes,and was given relevant, helpful information. #
- Don't worry yet, guys. Turns out some of the information I got was incorrect. #
- I'm so glad Target opened up nearby. Now I can go buy a baseball bat and…. CANDICE SMASH! DAMN do I want to break things right now. #
- I give up. If I hear another busy signal today I might finally lose my mind completely. #
- http://twitvid.com/Q7K9O – This is me today. Except with a busy signal. #
- Finally get through, wait on hold for 87 years, get hung up on cause I was waiting on speaker and didn't grab it in 0.032 milliseconds. #FML #
- That's the third time in a row I've been hung up on abruptly without having any of my questions answered. That's more like it, government. #
- Seriously, though. Send booze. I've been listening to busy signals or waiting on hold since before 9am this morning. #
- Oh, my. Someone sensible and non-curmudgeonly-sounding. If THIS doesn't get me anywhere I'm gonna go find a brick wall to bash my head into. #
- I am never making another phone call. The end. #
- Strand tests are for ninnies. My hair is about to be… some colour that is not the same as the colour it was this morning? #
- Hair dye boxes ought to show a swatch of what it'll look like used on bluish-blonde hair. Actually, I'm down to greenish now, looks like, #
- I was going to attempt sleep, but it appears that after hibernating all weekend I'm destined to stay wide awake all week. #
- You can tell when that happens when I start spamming you with tweets. My mania applies itself mainly to the internet. And drawing circles. #
- Instead of live-blogging my hair I should catch up on e-mail. Jeepers! I don't get nearly as much as others do. How do you people manage it? #
- Holy fuck, I can't believe ALL of that dark-ass purple came out in one go. I'm blonde again. #
- So, I get to deal with customer service some more today. Phone not working properly. Chat support, at least. Can't hear their bitchy tone. #
- And yes, I HAVE tried turning it off and on again. And it's not my SIM. Fix your towers!!!! But I will jump through your hoops, Michael H. #
- See, guy? You activated a new SIM for me. Guess what. Still doesn't work. I TOLD YOU what the problem was. #
- I'm sorry most people are idiots. Non-idiots should get some sort of certification to bypass dumb questions when talking to tech support. #
- Is my SIM in securely? Um, yes, duh. Otherwise I wouldn't be getting text messages. But okay guy, I'll check. #
- I apologize, Twitter. @cyanotic is not around for me to whine about this inane BS to. It's his main function in my life. #
- Dear Internet: This is still the most defining moment of my ENTIRE LIFE. FOR REALS. http://flic.kr/p/6t4625 #
- Now Michael H. decides he ought to check for outages in my area. YA THINK!? #
- This is probably the longest IM conversation I've had in a month. I'm SO glad it's with Michael H. from T-Mobile… #
- Chicago Model Mayhem types, click: http://bit.ly/cngk74 #
- I am going to watch Canadian dramas from a dozen years ago, drink wine and eat KD now. Anyone who makes me think any more tonight is FIRED. #
- I was kind of very impressed to see BBC promoting http://bbc.in/diLJwS after an ep of Doctor Who about Van Gogh that I downloaded. #
- related? I encourage you to seek "Stephen Fry: The Secret Life of the Manic Depressive". Mental illness does not deserve all that stigma… #
- Also related. I'm mentally ill. And? #
- Everyone awesome is fucked in the head. Fact. #
- Just lemme CC that to @cyanotic RT @DJClicheDarknes: @candice Also… you can 'touch' me all you liek. ;) BWAHAAA I so bad! #
- I have still never found anyone to participate in my Jeeves & Wooster drinking game. Nor enough excuse even to type it out from my notebook! #
- I dunno. I think B-vitamins might be more likely to make me vomit than to prevent a hangover. Worst smelling/tasting substance ever. #
- Vitamin-B burp… slightest bit of the taste makes me start to retch. Seriously. Why does my body hate something it needs to live sooo much. #
- Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it! #
- Funny = when everyone in the bar is talking all loud and then the music drops out and they are yelling in a silent room all of a sudden. #
- Scooting over on a vinyl seat while wearing some other form of plastic as a skirt… Not working. #
- Teeth are chattering. For real. The air conditioning was nice for five minutes, but now I wish I had a snowsuit. Stupid Darkroom. #
- Teeth are chattering. For real. The air conditioning was nice for five minutes, but now I wish I had a snowsuit. Stupid Darkroom. #
- I brought a sweater, but changed shirts before I left and now sweater will never do. 3/4 sleeves over full sleeves? No. #
- http://twitpic.com/2hxck6 This skirt is dangerous. The "safety" pins come open all the time. #
- Fuck. I spent only a tiny portion of a semester of uni studying audio. But I don't need even that tell you… turn down the high end. Ow. #
- I am drunk. Someone take this last beer away, or expect me to get "entertaining". #
- A lot of singers need to learn to ennunciate. They taught me that shit in primary school choir, geez. #
- I drank it anyway, Internet. You're all on the hook. #
- This saves me the trouble of saying exactly the same thing. – "About That Mosque" http://bit.ly/9wjtZt #
- No, seriously. WTF!? – "WTF of the Day" http://bit.ly/apsE7z #
- Good advice. RT @Seattle_JC Do not open inboard fan cowl or thrust reverse halves until leading edge slats are retracted and deactivated. #
- On our way to LA. Long drive, but I have plenty of shitty books to read, don't worry. #
- Leaving this hotel and getting the hell out of Nebraska. (@ Best Western Stagecoach Inn) http://4sq.com/aQOgPG #
- Utah has a lot of rocks, and not much else. Some of them are pretty rocks, but yaknow, I think I'm over it. #
- LOL Utah. "Why have just one?" http://twitpic.com/2ipypx #
- 35C in Utah is several thousand times more tolerable than in Chicago. It feels COOLER than it actually is instead of like 40. Approval! #
- There's got to be a toilet tree around here somewhere. #
- I'm at Comfort Inn and Suites North Las Vegas (4375 E Craig Rd Las Vegas NV 89115 USA, North Las Vegas). http://4sq.com/db3BNS #
- Heading to the Vegas strip to watch other people spend money, since we're broke and all. #
- Everything I'm looking at now is totally unnecessary. Completely. #
- What the FUCK. (@ Luxor Hotel and Casino Las Vegas) http://4sq.com/dxrBd9 #
- "One betting disc, please." #
- They're totally missing an opportunity by not putting video gambling in the bathroom stalls. #
- I just unlocked the "Animal House" badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/cdaq0t #
- Apologies to short people I know, but being tall is awesome. #
- Miraculously not at all hungover. But very (very) crabby. So shut the fuck up and stop looking at me dammit. Back in the car, next stop LA. #
- I'm #reading The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dum… by Alexandre Dumas http://bit.ly/bnLAEN #
- I'm #reading The Vampire's Seduction by Raven Hart http://bit.ly/a1wfPF #
- Have succeeded in traveling to California. Only been trying to get here since I was a toddler. Hello, LA. #
- Be an enabler of my narcissism: http://formspring.me/lintilla #
- I'm at Dragonfly Bar (6510 Santa Monica Blvd., Hollywood). http://4sq.com/582JAz #
- How do you like LA so far? — I haven't really been here long enough to judge, but on brief examination and weather… http://4ms.me/cD0M5t #
- Where can we see more of you in the nude? — My shower, my bed, under certain aliases I'm not about to tell you. My… http://4ms.me/ashATn #
- You have more aliases than that venomous sweet one? — Yeah, a few. http://4ms.me/9NFYAD #
- Anyone have questions that don't involve my bathing suit area? http://formspring.me/lintilla #
- Buy a burrito? — No. You buy ME a burrito. http://4ms.me/aOwp2X #
- I am weeks behind on internet memes. Can someone give me a summary? RSS reader is essplode. #
- If you had to murder your husband, your husband's frie… — How can I cop out of this one? Er, I'm my husband's be… http://4ms.me/9QbJRa #






